Bill: Birthdays are so overrated. The entire day is exactly the same as any other day. You either participate in some form of debauchery or get bored in some other way. After 15 people stop giving you presents. They just come for the food and use you as an excuse to go.
"Not like I have anything better to do." Can you believe the bitch?
The entire day is normal, the only difference?
People keep reminding you how closer to the grave you are. Happy fucking birthday.
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