Boy Trouble?

B: He hasn't called.
A: How many days now?
B: Two. He'll call his friends just to talk about a fucking game but he won't call me.
A: Tell him you love him.
B: What?
A: Better yet text it to him.


(three days later)
B: He called! I texted him I loved him and he called!
A: Jaja. How long did it take him?
B: Well I texted him today so about five seconds. Haha.
A. See? It works better than the pregnancy text.

:D